Monday, May 26, 2008

OUTRAGE! So much outrage...

Well, to begin with here's something not quite so outrageous.... I'd like you to scroll to the bottom of the page again now... go on! Yep... look at that counter! It's up to over 200 now. After 5 weeks, it jumped 120 hits. Now, subtract about half from my own logging on etc, and you still have a decent amount of hits. That's pretty cool, if I do say so myself :)


Okay, so I haven't posted recently but fuck it, it's my blog and I'll do what I want to. I have a life, believe it or not.

Now, onto not so cool things.

So, I started to write this post so long ago that it seems to have lost all relevance, but I want to finish it anyway.

For those of you who haven't been bothered scrolling down and reading my other posts, I'm a year 12 art/photography student. As a photography student, part of my study is Australian Contemporary photographers, one of which was Bill Henson.

Not familiar with his name? You must be living somewhere other than Australia - helloooo to my international reader(s?)!

The following is taken from an assignment I wrote on contemporary Australian photography

Bill Henson is an Australian contemporary photographer who is interested in exploring opposites, like the relationship between light and shadow, man and woman, nature and suburbia. Some of his most acclaimed photographs explore Teenagers. The fragility of being childlike, yet almost adult at the same time, curiously balanced between the two comes up again and again throughout his work.
He achieves the high impact of his photos by editing his not on computer, but in the darkroom. He uses a huge space to create images with a giant enlarger on rails, which he uses to expose different parts of the paper and create a noticeable contrast between light and dark.
Henson has a very ‘loose’ style, in that he will set up a scenario, then take roll after roll of colour negative film on a 35mm camera to find the perfect shot. Because he takes and works with so many different images, they are most often untitled.
As a result, the pictures are muted and almost look as if they have been painted (which, in some ways they have, given Henson’s darkroom technique) and have a faded quality, rather than the sharp lines we are used to when viewing photographs.

Henson seems to capture random “snapshots” in time to explore issues in our society while creating images that are aesthetically amazing
, haunting and beautiful all at once.


So, hows the coincidence when, a mere matter of weeks after we finish much detailed study of Henson's work, I wake up one morning and hear a news report on Triple J saying that the latest Bill Henson exhibition and the Roslyn Oxly9 gallery in NSW has had several images removed, pending a police investigation. All charges were subsequently dropped, however the rioting in the streets, pitchfork brandishing and flaming bags of poop on the Roslyn gallery remain, initiated by one bitchface queen cowmother Hetty Johnston.


It should be noted at this point that I hate it when people make assumptions and spout out ill informed opinions, when they are not in possession of all the facts. To quote Jane Austin, "It makes me most vexed!" I also tend to tear into these people as often as possible, and I also hate hypocrites, so I made sure I researched this issue as much as possible.


So, for all three of you that give a damn, this is the way I see it:

We live in a society where people think nudity = sex, therefore naked children= exploitation = Paedophile!! Kill it!!!! To arms with pitchforks and torches, everyone!!

However, because I can't be arsed writing a huge rant about it I'm going to get straight to the point: Nudity does not always mean sex, and children are not always exploited (pay attention Hetty Johnston, I know you're out there!). Bill Henson is a professional - first of all he asks permission from the teenagers involved and their parents, and there is no pressure, and the models are not made to feel uncomfortable.

Furthermore, the photo's have no sexual charge to them. Yes, this display of submissiveness from the subject could be a turn on for a pedophile, but one could argue that anyone that even considers this conclusion could be a paedophile in the making (Hey, if you conservatives can jump to strange and messed up conclusions, so can I). Not only that, but pedophiles will get their fix anywhere they can, and most of the time it makes no difference weather or not the child is fully clothed.

Another factor pissing me off is that some people are saying, "so they had permission from their parents and gave their own consent! They're only thirteen, they can't possibly comprehend what they're getting into!"

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Shows how much they know, doesn't it?
I know people who lost their virginity at thirteen. There are thirteen year olds at my school who drink and smoke on a regular basis.
They're not kids any more, and thirteen year olds are capable of making their own decisions.

One should also note, that these artworks are beautiful, and are beautiful to the people who made them. These 'children' as you call them had nothing to be ashamed of, and yet when people like Hetty Bitchface Johnson start telling everyone that this is indecent and that what they did was wrong... that's when they feel violated and dirty. They felt fine about the artwork before, even proud, but the damage caused by conservative groups to their self esteem may be irreparable.

Finally, I researched Hetty Johnson. One would think that all of her harping and bitching may be the cause of some sort of insight..... not so.
Johnson has no qualifications or background in the field of child psychology, or even art. She is, however, an ex politician. One could even say "failed" politician.
So why is she so vocal?
She recently released an autobiography... and its not selling very well at all. In fact, its barely registering on peoples radar.

I suppose that now all charges have been dropped, we can celebrate.

Hey Hetty... just FYI, you may have muddied Henson's name, but more people are viewing his exhibitions than ever before... and your book still isn't selling.

Is that hard to swallow? Yeah... Ill bet it is.

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Anyway, I might post more tomorrow. I'm holidays for the next week, so if something tickles my fancy, you'll know about it. :-)

Lou

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Question Time

What ho? An update? Why yes, yes it is!
I've been busy you know how it is.

Now, before I get onto my main topic I want to draw your attention to the bottom of my page. That's right, at the bottom. Go on. Look! It's a hit counter. Ain't it neat?It's currently in the fourties, which I frankly find odd, though not discouraging. That means that my page has been opened over 40 times. Admittedly, around half will be from me just logging on and seeming not to care about how many views I have, but that still leaves around 20 views. With no comments. And they can't all be from my Mum. Comments, people! Please? .... hello?

Okay, so on to my rhetorical questions... which you may feel free to answer in some way anyway.

1) Do you think emo's know that they are? We all bitch about them and make fun of them, but do they join in? Do they realise that they are in fact seen as part of the group that society at large is mocking? Seriously! Sometimes I wonder, what if I'm emo, and don't know it? That would be more than just a bit embarrassing. Still, I don't think I am- I may be bitter and twisted and prematurely cranky, but I smile too much. And sure, I write about myself in a poorly constructed, self indulging, semi-witty blog, but I take solice in the fact that at least it's anonymous and most importantly, not a FaceSpace page. And it's not like I'm writing shitty poetry or songs and being certain that it will one day earn me respect equal to that of Edgar Allan Poe. I know my poetry/songs are shitty. And yes, I read Poe, but I see it as a stepping stone to greater things. It's a right of passage for a self obsessed brainiac teenager like myself. Haha! And I guess my blogging is something to do - it stems from the whole 'need-some-way-to-look-superior-because-I-don't-get-invited-to-parties-so-I-spend-my-Saturday's-Blogging' syndrome. I fully acknowledge that I have a full blown, very bad case of pretentious teenage git writer disease. Oh well, It's a fun ride I guess, even if I will regret it in the future.
Which leads me on to my next question:

2) Why do we always become the people we didn't want to be?
As a teen without a whole lot of life experience I'm speaking from a fairly limited view, but take for example the 12/13 year old you who looked up to some of the seniors in your school. We held them in a certain reverence, possibly because they seem to embody everything that you wanted to become as a senior. A role model and well, in your eyes, cool. Sometimes they seemed to appreciate you and treat you as an equal. Other times they seemed a little cold and distant. Remember?

Then suddenly we are the seniors! And the younger kids seem so small, annoying, and what we think may be lighthearted barbs we chuck their way actually cut as deep as only words can. Poor mites. We're too busy looking forward, and caring about the barbs thrown toward us by the people who are where we want to be, who have moved on from where we are now.
Yeah I know. Deep, huh? Excuse me, I think this calls for me to put on my beret and look thoughtfully alluring and snazzy. Ooh! Look! Green Tea!

3) So, What's the deal with airline food?

4) When will bands get it- that their film clips which are just full of 'symbolism' and 'meaning' just gives the rest of us the impression of them having boarded the last train to Wanksville.
Case in point - Metallca's 'The Unforgiven.' What the hell is with the old guy and the key???
Metallica are the Rock equivalent of Oasis and the Gallagher brothers when it comes to be drama queen wank masters. That and the temper tantrums that would make a 6-year-old proud.

5) Why, oh why, is Gene Simmons' tongue so long? Is he part gecko? Did he have some sort of to-do as a child with a pair of pliers, am anaesthetised mouth and lack of adult supervision?

6) Should I clarify?
Okay, so I just read over what I wrote... and realised that I sound like one of those really annoying teenagers who acts like they know everything, is better than everyone else and is actually a great modern philosopher. Whoops. Aw... crap.
I'll think this out better next time.
Promise.

Lou.

This Weeks Music Research:
Kate Nash (Pumpkin Soup is such a fucking addictive song!!)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Bush
Billy Bragg
The Cardigans
Little Birdy
Mystery Jets
PJ Harvey
Feist
New Order - 60mph
Peaches and Iggy Pop - Kick it.

(Ive been watching Rage... there's some great stuff there I need to look up)